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Germany

Group E — FIFA World Cup 2026

Germany
Today's Talking Points
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    Germany's World Cup ended in the Round of 32, and it was arguably the biggest shock of the entire tournament: a 1-1 draw with Paraguay, ranked 41st in the world to Germany's 10th, before Paraguay won 4-3 on penalties. It's the first time in World Cup history Germany have lost a shootout.
  • 2
    Kai Havertz equalised early in the second half after Paraguay had led at the break through Julio Enciso — for a while it looked like normal service. Then Havertz, Jonathan Tah and Nick Woltemade all missed in the shootout, and Paraguay's goalkeeper made the saves that mattered.
  • 3
    There was also a Jonathan Tah goal ruled out by VAR in extra time, which will get replayed in Germany for a while as the moment that might have changed everything — though Paraguay deserved plenty of credit regardless of that call.
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    Group stage-wise, Germany had looked fine: a 7-1 win over Curaçao and a 2-1 win over Ivory Coast, before a loss to Ecuador in their final game — with qualification already sewn up — turned out to foreshadow the bigger upset to come.
  • 5
    Four-time champions going out in the Round of 32 to the 41st-ranked team in the world is the kind of result German football will be picking over for years. For everyone else, it's a reminder that World Cups are unusually good at humbling the favourites — no team, however decorated, gets to skip that lesson forever.
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Top thing to say down the pub Germany lost their first ever World Cup penalty shootout — to Paraguay, ranked 41st in the world, in the Round of 32. Four-time champions. Genuinely one of the biggest shocks in the tournament's history.
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Avoid saying "Germany always find a way in the end" — not this time. They lost on penalties to a team ranked 31 places below them, and it wasn't some fluke smash-and-grab — Paraguay were the better side on the day. Read the room.

Fixtures

Germany 1 – 1 Paraguay
Round of 32 PENS 1–1 aet 3–4 pens

📍 Gillette Stadium, Foxborough

Ecuador 2 – 1 Germany
Group Stage FT

📍 MetLife Stadium, East Rutherford

Germany 2 – 1 Ivory Coast
Group Stage FT

📍 BMO Field, Toronto

Germany 7 – 1 Curaçao
Group Stage FT

📍 NRG Stadium, Houston